If you constantly find yourself having to say “hey, we’re not all like that, I’m one of the good ones!”, maybe you just shouldn’t identify with that group in the first place?
This doesn’t make any sense. Most groups are formed with a certain ideology in mind, not identical…
▣ The Little Mermaid (1989) character designs
Ariel went through many stages before she became the The Little Mermaid we know and love today. Above are some of the faces of Ariel.
Like seriously those books were the shit.
Funny, I was just thinking about that the other day. Lemony Snicket is a fantastic writer.
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Always reblog because perfection.
M FOR A LEMON FLAVOURED DONUT
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.
Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
actual tumblr rules
this post violates at least two of them. im sorry sir/ma’am but im going to have to arrest you now.
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
Cordelia goes “Fiona” Zoe goes “Kyle” Madison “Bitch” And Nan goes “Hi”… Misty goes “Stevie” and Myrtle goes “Dear”, Queenie “Voodo, Voodo, Voodo”… But there’s one sound that no one knows. WHAT-THE-HEAD-SAID… liiiiiiieees *music*
……#THEFUCKKKKK DID III JUST HEARD?¡!?¡!?¡! *can’t stop laughing*
OMFG THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
ok im really scared
ok seriously omg wow
i’m legitimately scared
what’s going on
I don’t understand
……..I don’t think I have ever been more confused in my entire life……….
I actually felt like I was dying and floating above myself partway through this…
Wow, this is the best audio post you will ever listen to. For real.
what just happened?
what the actual fuck
Moral of the story: never, ever ask for a hambuger
what the hamburger just kueled
Way 2 Qule
Wtf is this
Probably the qulest thing you’ll ever hear.
I suddenly hate hamburgers.
I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE
I AM CRYING THE FUTURE IS NOW
I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WOULD WORK BUT
MOTHER FUCKING SORCERY
I didn’t believe this…so I tried
tumblr has opened to my eyes to so many things